“Originality is undetected plagiarism.” - William Ralph Inge, (1860-1954), English author, Anglican priest, and professor of divinity at Cambridge.
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Surviving the rough terrains of the academe
Should I or should I not? But before you dismiss blogging as a time waster while you’re in grad school, here are some of the valid reasons why a grad student should maintain a blog: [...]
According to the US Army Survival Manual, S.U.R.V.I.V.A.L. means: S – Size up the situation. Your surroundings, physical conditions, and equipment. U – Use all your senses undue haste makes [...]
You may wonder why some still go to grad school once they finish college? Is it because they are afraid to work or no one hires them so they might [...]
“Originality is undetected plagiarism.” - William Ralph Inge, (1860-1954), English author, Anglican priest, and professor of divinity at Cambridge.
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I wish I have bought a book or two about grad school 7 years ago when I took up my master’s degree. I just wasn’t able to find one at least locally.
Time is Gold. Yeah right! That’s absolutely true especially for a grad student. Most especially if you’re also working at the same time. Wasted time can never be bought back. But what usually wastes our time? Don Clark of Big Dog Leadership enumerates the different time wasters for corporate leaders. I’ve extracted 10 of them which applies to grad students:
My late friend Ray, who took his PhD in UP Los Baños, used to email me a collection of what UP students call ”quotable quotes” from their professors. It doesn’t say where the email originally came from (it was forwarded many times) and I don’t have any means of verification. However just for the fun of it, here are 10 of my favorites from the list. I have enclosed some English translation in brackets [ ] for the sake of our non-Filipino readers."Class, next week na lang ung result sa exam nyo [Class, I’ll give the results of your exam next week]. I am having a hard time checking it. I will seek first the divine guidance on what to do about it. Class, don’t worry about your grade. Let me worry about it."
- Sir de Jesus, Envi Sci 1
MA'AM: Many people believe that we, psychology graduates can read minds...
(Silence…). Actually, we can.
CLASS: Weh! Sample.
MA'AM: Right now, you think that I'm bluffin’
- Ma'am Chei Billedo, Psych
"I don't give surprise long exams. All exams are announced. Halimbawa, Class, mageexam tayo, NGAYON NA!" [Example. Class, we’ll have an exam, RIGHT NOW!]
- Ma'am Chei
"Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno... baket? aanhin ko ba yun? di naman ako yayaman dun." [Yes, I give perfect grades…why? What will I do with that? I won’t get rich from it]
- Sir Atoy Navarro, Histo I
"Last sem was the first time that I gave a grade of 5, and it felt good!!!"
-Prof Goldie, Comm II, circa 1998, first day of class
Atheist ako, pero pag nasa bahay, nagro rosary kami ng Nanay ko, eh kung magalit sa kin yun. [I’m an atheist, but when I’m at home I pray the Rosary with my Mom, what if she’ll get angry]
- Socio 11 Prof
"Kaya nga ideal eh, hindi siya nangyayari sa totoong buhay [That’s why it’s ideal, it doesn’t happen in real life]. Pero an approximation is good enough"
- Sir Engle, on ideal and real systems
Terror prof after an exam (last day na din ng class..): ok class.. see you next sem!
CLASSMATE: Ma'am, pwede po bang next week na kami mag report? [Ma’am can we do our report next week instead?]
MA'AM: Alam mo [You know], God is good. And I am God. So yes, pwede next week.
Ma'am Vitriolo (2nd to the last meeting)
Okay class, next week, we start the lecture proper.
Whoever thought that panel of reviewers think that the longer theses or dissertations are (in terms of pages) the better, may be a bit misinformed. It’s not really the length that counts but the content.
To complement my previous post “Computer: a grad student’s best friend”, I compiled some tips in order to efficiently put your computer into good use while in grad school.
Computers are a must for graduate students nowadays. Want to know why? Here are some instances in a grad student’s life when you would definitely need a computer:
Claire de la Fuente. She is a famous Filipino pop singer in the 70’s with such hits as “Sayang” which earned her the moniker “Karen Carpenter of the Philippines”. She has an MBA (Masters in Business Administration) from the University of Western Australia.
Boy Abunda. The famous TV host and manager of Filipino celebrities is currently working on his master’s degree in International Relation on Public Diplomacy at the Philippine Women’s University.
Tetchie Agbayani. The talented movie and television actress also teaches Psychology at St. Joseph’s College, Quezon City. She has finished all the academic requirements for her Master of Arts in Psychology with concentration in Counseling Psychology at the Ateneo de Manila University. She is currently working on her master’s thesis.
Grace Nono. This Filipino female folk music singer has taught Oral History in Miriam College as well as Philippine Traditional Arts in UP-Diliman. She has a master’s degree in Philippine Studies from the University of the Philippines.
Agot Isidro. The famous recording artist, actress, host, and TV personality has a master’s degree in Communication from Ateneo de Manila University.
Herbert Bautista. This successful movie comedian turned politician is now mayor of Quezon City. He in fact has two master’s degrees: Master of Arts in Public Administration (UP-NCPAG) and a master’s degree in National Security Administration from the National Defense College of the Philippines. He is currently working for his doctorate degree in Public Administration and Governance at UP-NCPAG.
Dolph Lundgren. He was famous short of being a superstar back in the 1980’s. He came back into the Hollywood limelight as the disgruntled mercenary friend of Sylvester Stallone in “The Expendables”. However, despite having a fearsome giant image, he reportedly has an IQ of 160. He has a master’s degree in chemical engineering from the Royal Institute of Technology in Sweden. He was also a recipient of a Fulbright Scholarship to MIT. After two weeks at MIT, he dropped off his scholarship and got into Hollywood.
Dexter Holland. He is the frontman, singer, and rhythm guitarist of the famous California punk rock band “The Offspring”. Prior to forming his band, Dexter earned his master’s in Molecular Biology from the University of Southeastern California. He was working on his PhD when he decided to focus on his band.
Brian May. He is the musician, guitarist and songwriter of the classic rock band “Queen”. He studied physics and mathematics at Imperial College in London. During the success of Queen, he stopped his PhD in physics at the same university. Thirty years later, he finished his uncompleted PhD thesis entitled “A Survey of Radial Velocities in the Zodiacal Dust Cloud”, and obtained his doctorate degree.
Bill Cosby. This famous American comedian, actor, TV producer, author, and activist has a doctorate in education. He finished a special doctorate program at the University of Massachusetts for students who haven’t finished a bachelor’s degree but had a significant impact to society throughout their career. His dissertation was a study about one of his shows: “An Integration of the Visual Media via ‘Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids’ Into the Elementary School Curriculum as a Teaching Aid and Vehicle to Achieve Increased Learning”.
